An Tir Kingdom Bardic

I am about to start my finishing Kingdom Bardic documentataion all-nighter and I felt like procrastinating a little longer in my ususal fashion. So I thought I would post a few teasers for anyone who was thinking about attending Kingdom Bardic but had not yet decided. My entries will include all of these features: a codpiece stuffed with bubble wrap, blacked out teeth, purple knee-high stockings with ruffles, wooden clog-thingies, discussing laxitives loudly and in great deatail with information about where to find them, what to eat before taking them, and the risk of being in "hot humors" during daylight hours, a rubber chicken, a plumber's helper, discussion of slathering butter on one's enemies' tender bits, a fox puppet with a very bad french accent, a usefull item for scooping out the hearts of enemies, and lots of knives and root vegatables. How could anyone not want to come see this crazyness? Come and cheer (in the right spots of course - I will breif you carefully beforehand!) and enjoy the performances!