No Super Elfa

I woke up yesterday with a very sore neck, only to touch the back and realize I have a HUGE spider bite, perfectly centered on the back of my neck. As someone put it last night,"You camped out for 3 days, only to come home and get a bug bite?" Yup. Luckily, I already had a dermetologist appointment for 10am, so I freaked out about the spider bite for only a few hours, then went to the doctor, who gave me a variety of interesting creams to anoint myself with. At least the vicious elfa-eating spider had good timing. I went to fighter practice last night, despite the fact that my gorget rubs on the spider bite, only to be disappointed to discover that I had not gained any super powers over night. Lame!!! Maybe if I round up the household spiders and inject them with Tjorkill DNA...